ON YOUR FEET
THE student from Oxford University had gone first. His style was
witty, entertaining and impressive. The delivery faultless. I’m
told he was only 19 yet he talked like a pro. Mind you,what else
would you expect from the promotions officer of the Oxford Union
debating society?
We were gathered in a cavernous hotel banqueting room not far from
that ancient 'city of dreaming spires’ - the undergraduate with the
silver tongue, 120 hard-boiled executives at one of those power
breakfasts for networking businessmen, and me, a debut author with a
new travelogue just out and more butterflies in my stomach than the
Amazonian jungle.
I imagined the young tyro to be heading for a doctorate in the
commercial use of English. He was there to raise funds for the world’s
foremost debating society and to increase membership.Taking a literary
tack, he reeled off a list of those from the publishing industry who
had argued their case in the chamber:
W.H.Auden, Salman Rushdie, Stephen Hawking, Louise Bagshawe, Dennis
Potter, Jeffrey Archer
Prime Ministers and Presidents had come to call.Bill Clinton,high-priest
of the speaking circuit and himself a former Oxford student,was recently
a visitor.
Wow! By the time the young persuader sat down I could hear the rustle
of cheque books all around.
"Follow that .." said the chairman, a loquacious solicitor, making my
introduction with a wave of his hand and a grin full of devilment.
Half-an-hour later and I had survived. I was perspiring generously, my
hands still quivered and my voice was a stuttering baritone, but I
had survived...
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